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Sep
6th
Sun
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Jul
31st
Fri
You are the earth beneath my feet, you are my gravity.
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Jun
6th
Sat
I miss my B double F. Now it's just F. Because his mom F-ed our F-ship royally. How are you Archit? Do you remember me? Do you ever think of me? Do you care? You F-ed my life up. Please come back and add the B and the double F.
May
26th
Tue
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then proceeded to stand up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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